With the year coming to a close in the next few weeks we thought it might be relevant to reveal our favorite tracks from the last year. These are the ones that make people rip their pants off and have seizures on the dancefloor — the songs that have never failed THEWETBANDITS. No download links included, sorry I am lazy. However, if you know how to use google none of these songs should be too difficult to find.

BONER JAMS ‘09:

1. Black Kids - I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)

This song makes people happy and that is pretty much all I have to say about that.

2. Don Diablo - I Am Not From France (Louis La Roche Remix)

A great track if you are looking for a hard drop. Funky enough not to be overbearing.

3. Pryda - Rakfunk

We love Pryda/Eric Prdyz, but his music is a little too “Progressive Housey” and not “Poppy” enough for most of the parties we play. Rakfunk, however, seems to have universal appeal. And speaking of Eric Prydz…

4. Eric Prydz - Call On Me

Sure it is old/overplayed/too commercial/borderline europop. Bottom line: people absolutely love this shit, and the music video is awesome.

5. Chromeo - Cross the Dancefloor (Treasure Fingers Remix)

When the beat snaps in at 0:30 seconds booties start shaking. Dave’s voice also soothes the soul.

6. Cicada - Psycho Thrills (Dyebox Remix)

Great track to throw on when you want people to start moving a little faster, plus it drops into some of that Justice type distortion everyone likes to hear.

7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix)

Everything that passes through A-Trak’s hands is gold, and this one got popular enough that the crowd can usually sing along.

8. Ida Corr vs. Freddy Le Grand - Let Me Think About It

This song is really a bit dated, but the dancefloor always reacts with joy when it comes on.

9. Michael Jackson - Thriller (Louis La Roche Remix)

Words cannot describe how much we love Louis La Roche.

There it is folks, nine tracks for ‘09 — all of our special secrets. Duncan may chime in with a few more, but as you may expect, we like to keep some songs to ourselves.

P.S-

When you wanna go fast:

Flosstradamus - Act a Fool (Ravestradamus  Mix)

When you wanna go slow:

Deadmau5 - I Remember (Caspa Remix)